Snow….and other stories!

The new year started great for us.

We had special visitors…

…who somehow coaxed the hens out of their moody molting marathon.  Yes, it’s true…since January 3rd, our hens began laying eggs again!

Yesterday was the first day we’ve had enough eggs to fill up a carton since October.  Yay!


Also yesterday…it snowed.  These pictures were taken after a couple hours of snow.  We love watching the flakes settle and gently cover the trees and the ground.

I tried to get Mr. Fifty Shades and the puppies to pose in front of these fir trees, but this was the best we could manage.  Somehow posing for the camera is not on their agenda.

What seems to be a top priority is eating snow off the deck…

In other news, I am now in a temporary cast.  Mr. Fifty Shades found some exercises on YouTube for me to strengthen my wrist.  The guy who posted the exercises used this routine five to six times a day after his cast was removed and shared that after 2.5 months he was able to do handstands and after 3.5 months, cartwheels.  This is exciting for me to anticipate since I have never been able to do either!

Stay warm, friends.

Until next time,



The Scout Report – Winter is here…and other stuff

Hi Everyone from Fifty Shades of Green Acres!

Sage has been re-thinking her role in Mrs. Fifty Shades’ broken wrist and she would like to present…some Alternative Facts.

No we are not kidding…

Alternative Facts – by Sage

Fact:  When the “incident” occurred, Mrs. Fifty Shades was looking here in the nest boxes, which is where the chickens lay their eggs.

Fact:  There were no eggs…because for a couple months the chickens have been molting – kind of like shedding their feathers and growing new feathers (see below how much lighter the new feathers are on their bodies compared to the feathers near their heads).  During this process they stop laying eggs.

The situation is so dire that Mr. and Mrs. Fifty Shades have actually had to Buy Eggs.  Like from the grocery store!

Fact:  If the chickens had been laying eggs like they are supposed to, Mrs. Fifty Shades would have already gotten her egg supply for the day and would have been paying attention to me.  Therefore….the cause of the incident is completely due to the selfish ol’ hens.  So there.

Well – there you have it, folks.  A compelling set of facts and we’ll just leave it there.

Winter has arrived and it has been pretty swell here.  Today, Sage and I enjoyed one of our favorite treats…licking the tiny layer of snow that fell  onto our deck last night.  Yummy.  It did not get above freezing here today, plus, more cold weather on the way.  YAY!

We sure enjoy sharing all the news from our little part of the world.  Used to be we thought readers from as far away places as Florida…and Arkansas – were as remote as we could imagine!  But now, we have a new reader, resulting in an international fan base – a friend from Russia following our blog.

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, Mr. & Mrs. Fifty Shades join us in sending everyone our warmest greetings for the holidays and the new year.

Until next time,

Fifty Shades of Green Acres Team

The Scout Report

We’re loving the crisp, cool, fall days here at Fifty Shades of Green Acres.  By now, most of the trees have lost their leaves but we want to share a few pictures taken at the beginning of this month (the autumn colors came late this year):

At this time of year, we can see straight through the trees to see when the mail carrier has delivered our mail; during spring and summer we try to listen for her car since the trees hide our mailbox which is about 1/4 mile from our house.

Sage and I have news to share about excitement on our property this week:

Monday – Horse in the yard

Tuesday – Cows in the yard

Wednesday – Cow in the yard

Thursday – Neighbor working on his fence to keep cows and horses where they belong

As a result of these incidents, Mr. and Mrs. Fifty Shades need to watch where they step during our walks.  Sage and I just think it gives us more places to sniff with gusto.  FUN TIMES!!!

In other news,

Mr. Fifty Shades continues to work on his shop:  You can see here that he’s made progress on the electric panel

“Soon” there will be internet down here, with “soon” being a relative term.  Mr. Fifty Shades put an order in for the hook-up about three months ago.  But, all of you who know us know that we are extremely patient here at Fifty Shades of Green Acres.

Next post, be on the lookout for:

  • the great moving worktable
  • the molting revolt or the revolting molt

Until then, enjoy fall wherever you are…

Fifty Shades of Green Acres Team






Before the Leaves Leave


Cooler temperatures, vibrant colors – delicious!  Before the leaves float away on the fall winds, making their annual descent to cover the ground, here are a few of the sights we’ve been admiring:

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These little guys are taking in the views as well:


Blue Jay found himself an acorn!


Do you think the birds will pose for me one day?  I’d like to get some close-ups better pics!

Until next time,

Fifty Shades of Green Acres




It’s felt like summer for a while.  Officially, though, summer arrived in all its sweltering glory on June 20 at 6:34 p.m. (thank you Farmer’s Almanac) and this picture was taken about 30 minutes following the start of summer.  It looks pretty steamy out there!


Random Happenings at Fifty Shades of Green Acres…

  • We are expanding the chicken coop…

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…because two of our hens hatched some adorable chicks.

Aren’t they cute?


Oh, wait.  The pictures come out better if you remove the lens cap first.

Here they are!  Two Momma Hens are taking care of three little chicks.  They are a week old here.  They were a bit camera shy for their first week and the Momma Hens were quite protective.  We learned that the Momma hens need to be kept apart from each other while they tend to their chicks, as well away from the other hens and rooster for about a month, so they are in temporary quarters for now.

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  • The hummingbirds are back!  They stay busy sipping nectar all day.  We often see four or five of them vying for position around the feeders.

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  • I managed to get into some poison ivy.  It was an itchy mess, but, I only complained a little…only once, really…for a three week period of time.  🙂  I’m all recovered now.

Until next time,

Fifty Shades of Green Acres


This and That

We’ve been up to a few things…

  • I have a new camera (thank you Mr. Fifty Shades!). Yay.  My camera and I have been getting acquainted these past few weeks.  I’m not sure if the feeling is mutual, but, I love my new camera.  

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Here are a few of the first pictures taken with it – just before the fall leaves disappeared…

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  • We’ve got three pear trees and as opposed to our scant crop of apples, we were overloaded with pears this year.  We’re eating them with just about every meal, gave away baskets full, made pear butter, and canned some pears with cinnamon.

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  • Mr. Fifty Shades refinished an oak table that resides on our porch.  He removed the old veneer and put on new – it was a CINCH!  Just ask my M-I-L – 🙂

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Here is the completed project – it looks beautiful…and now we’ve started refinishing the chairs.


  • We also bought a glider rocker for the porch and, after a coat of varnish, it looks (and feels) great!


  • A few days ago, as we checked out at the grocery store, our cashier remarked on our healthy basket of food…he named each of the items as he scanned them…broccoli, cauliflower, peppers, and so on.  A sample of our shopping basket appears below…


He remarked how healthy our choices were.  Mr. Fifty Shades and I exchanged smug smiles.  Yes, indeed, we do make good and nutritious choices, don’t we?  Our cashier then decided to really lavish on the praise by adding that he certainly hoped he was going to eat this well when he was old.  

Yes.  He. Said. That.

Hoping all is well in your world.  Until next time…

Maturely yours,

Mrs. Fifty Shades


Recently at Fifty Shades of Green Acres…

  1.  Hummingbird 911

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A few days ago, Mr. Fifty Shades came in to let me know that a hummingbird flew into our garage and could not find its way out.   We both went out to take a look and see what we could do.  The little bird flitted from one side of the garage to the other, remaining within six inches of the ceiling and always looking up.  He did not understand that there was a big beautiful world out there, if only he’d fly out the garage door.  I tried a few things….I went outside the garage and called it, buzzed, clapped my hands.  Hmm…for some reason those ideas didn’t work.  Mr. Fifty Shades went back to working on the chicken coop and I decided to do a little research.  The wonderful internet (what did we ever do without it?) revealed a site that described exactly what to do.  It would be simple and quick.  I walked down to our garden shed to retrieve the necessary equipment…


Then, I walked back up to retrieve Mr. Fifty Shades.  I considered just rescuing the hummingbird and telling him about it later, but, I knew Mr. Fifty Shades would want to be a part of lead the hummingbird emergency team. Sure enough, he did (are you shocked?).  I explained the steps to get the little bird out of the garage.  It would be quick.  The garden rake needed to be held within a few inches below the bird; once the bird lit onto the rake, the rake should be lowered slowly, very slowly so that the hummingbird could see the sky and then fly off to hummingbird happiness.  It is apparently quite common for the hummingbird, seeing the red handle hanging from the garage door  (required so that in the event the electric garage opener gets stuck, it can be opened manually) …



…to mistake the handle for the little red flowers on the feeder, instead…


The website indicated the confused bird would continue its pointless flight around the ceiling until it exhausted itself and died.  Yikes – not on our watch!  It also stated the need to be patient, as it could take a few seconds for the hummingbird to hop onto the rake.

Mr. Fifty Shades grabbed the rake and raised it toward the ceiling.  Soon, we thought, the hummingbird would be humming away in the great outdoors.  However, the little bird continued flying near the ceiling, all around the garage, all the while looking up, up, up.  After about 10 minutes with no luck, I thought I’d better check the directions again.  Maybe there was a step I left out.  I brought my computer to the garage and read from the website.  We were following the directions to the letter.  Mr. Fifty Shades continued the rescue.  It was about 90 degrees, even in the garage.  The hummingbird  seemed determined to continue flying around the ceiling.  After about 10 more minutes, I offered to give Mr. Fifty Shades a break.  He said okay, but, he soon thought we might have better luck if we both had rakes.  With two rakes, we alternated hummingbird coverage and commentary.  “He’s on your side now.  He’s getting close.  Oops, no, now he’s flying off.”  Every once in a while, he would light onto one of our rakes, but, as soon as we began to lower the rake, he would fly up to the ceiling again.  Going on 45 minutes now, our sweat was dripping onto the floor of the garage and our heads were about to fall off from craning our necks backward to see if the bird was on the rake.  Clearly, our little hummingbird had not bothered to read “How to Get A Hummingbird Out of the Garage!” My energy waning, I decided to take a break and Mr. Fifty Shades continued the rescue operation.  At about one hour in, the hummingbird gently lit onto the rake and let Mr. Fifty Shades lower it to reveal to him what lay just a few feet away.  Finally, the hummingbird followed instructions and flew out the door.  We gave each other a high five and quickly closed the garage door!  : )

2.  Chicken Coop

We know you want to see the coop.  Mr. Fifty Shades has been putting in some long days and there is a lot of progress.  Here he is laying out the metal roof.



And, here he is putting the cap on the roof.


Here is another view with the roof complete.



In anticipation of the grand opening, we are interviewing chicks to conduct tours of the new facility.

3.  Tomatoes

Tomatoes surround us.  We’ve been picking several pounds every day for the past few weeks.    We are enjoying the taste of our homegrown tomatoes, plus, we’ll canning whole tomatoes, tomato soup, and marinara sauce until the end of summer!  20150811_195640










Hope you’re having a great summer!!!

The Fifty Shades Team