Archive | November 2017

Sage Words

Hi.  It’s me, Sage.

Mr. Fifty Shades has been working on a project that was started in August.  He decided that there was space that was being wasted underneath the west deck.  So, he began to work.  First the area needed to be leveled a bit so that a floor could be built to store push mowers and other important things, or at least Mr. Fifty Shades seems to think they’re important.

Then framing and floor installation for the new “mini-deck”.

 

As long as we’re at it, let’s add a wall and a new deck too!

You can’t have a wall without house wrap.  Mrs. Fifty Shades calls Mr. Fifty Shades “The Rapper.”  (For those of you younger than 60, that’s a joke)

You can see that the new wall is going to connect to an existing one so I told Mr. Fifty Shades he had better make sure everything matched or Mrs. Fifty Shades would make him live out there.  So, he went to work on it:

Mrs. Fifty Shades said it was fine, for now, since it looks like it was part of the original house, but Mr. Fifty Shades better get to work and paint the gray part soon.

I’m glad he did a good job building it because I kind of had a problem the weekend before Thanksgiving.  I was out minding my own business while on a walk around the property, like we do several times each day, when Mrs. Fifty Shades decided that checking for eggs in the chicken coop was more important than what I wanted to do.  I showed her!!.  Off I went, straight down, then up the hill.  She let go of the leash, but that was after I pulled her to the ground and broke her wrist.  I went running and playing along.  (I still beat Mrs. Fifty Shades back to the house.)  I think that new storage area is the doghouse where I might have to stay for a while.  When I get out, though, there will be plenty of room for Mr. Fifty Shades the next time he does something stupid.  (I bet I won’t have to stay long since it isn’t big enough for 2)

(By the way, since Mrs. Fifty Shades only has one arm to type with I asked Mr. Fifty Shades to type this for me.)

Until next time:  Let’s be careful out there.

 

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The Scout Report

We’re loving the crisp, cool, fall days here at Fifty Shades of Green Acres.  By now, most of the trees have lost their leaves but we want to share a few pictures taken at the beginning of this month (the autumn colors came late this year):

At this time of year, we can see straight through the trees to see when the mail carrier has delivered our mail; during spring and summer we try to listen for her car since the trees hide our mailbox which is about 1/4 mile from our house.

Sage and I have news to share about excitement on our property this week:

Monday – Horse in the yard

Tuesday – Cows in the yard

Wednesday – Cow in the yard

Thursday – Neighbor working on his fence to keep cows and horses where they belong

As a result of these incidents, Mr. and Mrs. Fifty Shades need to watch where they step during our walks.  Sage and I just think it gives us more places to sniff with gusto.  FUN TIMES!!!

In other news,

Mr. Fifty Shades continues to work on his shop:  You can see here that he’s made progress on the electric panel

“Soon” there will be internet down here, with “soon” being a relative term.  Mr. Fifty Shades put an order in for the hook-up about three months ago.  But, all of you who know us know that we are extremely patient here at Fifty Shades of Green Acres.

Next post, be on the lookout for:

  • the great moving worktable
  • the molting revolt or the revolting molt

Until then, enjoy fall wherever you are…

Fifty Shades of Green Acres Team